1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:05,755 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,482 D' 3 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,776 Aah! 4 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,838 Why, Homer, you silly goose, 5 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,965 the weed whacker's just for the edges. 6 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,510 - You're gonna be out here all day. - I'm almost done. 7 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,054 You are a picture and a half. 8 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,390 Well, if you're finished by tomorrow, come on over 9 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,476 and strap on the feedbag. We're gonna fire up 10 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,037 ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat. 11 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,604 - Nummy-nummy-num! - I'll be there! 12 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,231 Notty-notty-not. 13 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,316 "The Flanders are having a beef-a-thon! 14 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,944 Incredible Nedibles! Maudacious Vittles!" 15 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,696 I think it means he's having a barbecue. 16 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,198 Well, why doesn't he just say so? 17 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,699 He's trying to be friendly. 18 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,035 You know, if you gave Ned Flanders a chance... 19 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,829 Here we go again. Look, I don't care 20 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,640 if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. 21 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,582 He's a jerk. End of story. 22 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,918 Well, we can't hold it against him 23 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,121 just because he has things a little better than we do. 24 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,839 Excuse me? Better? 25 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:13,675 Thanks a lot, Marge. You really put me in my place. 26 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,677 - Homer. - Don't get me wrong. 27 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,428 It's worth feeling three inches tall 28 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,514 to find out what kind of a person you really are, 29 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,808 Marge Simpson, 30 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,211 president of the international "We Love Flanders" Fan Club! 31 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,438 Fee, fie, foe, fum! 32 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,566 I smell the potatoes au gratin 33 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,817 of Marge Simpson. 34 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,611 Hi, Ned. 35 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,613 Um... Homer sends his apologies 36 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,407 but, um... 37 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,492 there was some important work at the plant 38 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,744 that only he could take care of. 39 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,913 We now return you to exciting 15th-round action 40 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,623 at the Canadian Football League draft. 41 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,375 And so, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders, 42 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,752 who scored only four rouges all last season, Jack... 43 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:50,879 Stupid Flanders. 44 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:51,962 Go ahead, Marge. 45 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,131 Have a ball. 46 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,507 What if they came back 47 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,551 and I was dead from not eating? 48 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,511 They'd cry their eyes out. 49 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,972 "We should have never gone to the Flanders'. 50 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,891 "Why did we go to the Flanders' house 51 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,268 and leave Homer alone with no food?" 52 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,896 And I'd be laughing... Laughing from my grave. 53 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,022 Heh, heh, heh. 54 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,574 What is it, boy? What? 55 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,496 Barbecue. 56 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,655 Hey, everyone, I'm back. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you. 57 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,556 Hey! 58 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,974 Hey, hey, Homer! 59 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,895 Okay. Thanks for coming. 60 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,189 - You're it. - Electricity. 61 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,608 No electricity. Electricity only in freeze tag. 62 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,026 Okay. Now you're it! 63 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,861 - Hey! No tag-backs! - Yeah, you cheater. 64 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,821 You lie like a fly with a booger in its eye. 65 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,698 The fly was funny, 66 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,660 and the booger was the icing on the cake. 67 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,578 Friends, we love you all, 68 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,414 but I also have a sinister motive 69 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,874 for asking you all here... 70 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,001 Sinister being Latin for left-handed. 71 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,878 But enough joking. 72 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,338 - That was a joke? - Shh! 73 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,131 As of Friday, 74 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,175 I'm saying toodle-loo to the pharmaceutical game. 75 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,487 - Leaving? I can't believe it. - What's he talkin' about? 76 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:25,598 No, I kid you not. Here's the noose I had to wear for ten years. 77 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,644 What are you going to do, Ned? 78 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,813 Well, sir, like one out of every nine Americans, 79 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,190 I'm left-handed, and let me tell you 80 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,067 it ain't all peaches and cream. 81 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,735 Your writing gets smeared, 82 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,047 Lord help you if you want to drive a standard transmission. 83 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,447 - Amen to that. - Well, sir, 84 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,783 I'm opening up a one-stop store for southpaws. 85 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,786 Everything from left-handed apple peelers 86 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,413 to left-handed zithers. 87 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:50,540 Going to call it "The Leftorium." 88 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,338 So, Homer, I'm dying to know. 89 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,840 What do you think of The Leftorium? 90 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,384 It sounds like a pretty dumb idea to me. 91 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,219 Well, I know it's a little risky, 92 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,805 and it's going to be a lot of hard work, 93 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,141 but, gosh darn it, it's going to be a lot of fun too. 94 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,768 Fun? Where is this store, Flanders? 95 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,478 The merry old Land of Oz? 96 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,522 No. The Springfield Mall. 97 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,858 - Here, you two, make a wish. - Nah! 98 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,651 - It's fun. - No, it isn't. 99 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,654 Hey, you must have something you want to wish for, Homer. 100 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,032 Let's see... 101 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,783 Nah. 102 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,330 - Hey! - Come on, Homer. 103 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,415 I've got an ambition to do some wishin'. 104 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,667 Keep your pants on, Flanders! 105 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,794 I'm wishing as fast as I can! 106 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,629 Ooh! 107 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:43,051 Heh, heh, heh, heh. 108 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,261 Too far. 109 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,346 Okay, ready. 110 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,809 Yes! Yes! 111 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,145 Read it and weep! In your face! 112 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,315 - I've got more chicken bone! - What did you wish for, Homer? 113 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,025 No! No, no, no. Don't say. 114 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,308 Otherwise, it won't come true. 115 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,029 Ooh, that would be a shame. 116 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,075 Wouldn't it, Flanders? 117 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,013 ♪ They fight and fight ♪ 118 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,890 ♪ They fight and fight and fight ♪ 119 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,368 ♪ Fight-fight-fight, fight-fight-fight ♪ 120 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,311 ♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show ♪ 121 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,366 ♪ Dum-da-dah... ♪ 122 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,409 Duh! 123 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,457 Bart! 124 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,043 How many hours a day do you watch TV? 125 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,796 Six... seven if there's something good on. 126 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:05,049 Don't you think you should get a little fresh air and maybe some exercise? 127 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,135 Yeah, but what are you going to do? 128 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,262 Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. 129 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,055 It's a boy's best friend. 130 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,473 That's the problem. 131 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,058 Even as we speak, 132 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,853 millions of children are staring at the TV, 133 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,814 instead of getting some much-needed exercise. 134 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,137 Those children's parents should be ashamed of themselves. 135 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,028 Hello, I am Akira. Huah! 136 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,780 That didn't hurt very much 137 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,324 because I know the ancient art of karate. 138 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,454 Karate focuses the mind and gives one self-confidence. 139 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,873 People from all walks of life: 140 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,708 - Doctors. - Hi-yah! 141 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,168 - Homemakers. - Hu-yah! 142 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,795 - Landscape architects. - Yah! 143 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,547 - Choreographers. - Haww. 144 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,300 High karate at low, low prices. 145 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,427 I cannot tell a lie. 146 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,095 This is a great deal. Hohh! 147 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,472 Ha! 148 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,390 Hey, Mom, how about if I learn karate? 149 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,017 Will that make you happy? 150 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,727 That sounds fine, Bart. 151 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,605 See, Marge, you knock TV, and then it helps you out. 152 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,608 I think you owe somebody a little apology. 153 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,493 Well, if it isn't The Leftorium. 154 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:16,704 Hey, Flanders, how's business? 155 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:17,955 A little pokey 156 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,319 but things are going to pick up. 157 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,541 Ooh! 158 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,084 I am so sorry. 159 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,836 How much do I owe you? 160 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,172 Now, you put that money away. That was an accident. 161 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,507 Really? 162 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,590 Well, thanks. 163 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,885 Could you validate my parking? 164 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,930 Absitively posolutely. 165 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,307 So, Flanders, have you sold anything? 166 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,726 Not yet, but one of the mall security guards 167 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,436 took a good long look 168 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,688 at a left-handed ice cream scoop. 169 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,649 Greetings, I am Akira, 170 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,276 your guide on the path to true karate. 171 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,238 And this is our map, The Art of War by Sun-Tzu. 172 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,115 It will teach us our most important lesson. 173 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,952 We learn karate so that we need never use it. 174 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,328 Um, excuse me sir. 175 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,288 I already know how not to hit a guy. 176 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,249 Can we break out the nunchukas? 177 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,834 Yes, the impetuousness of youth. 178 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,629 - For now, let us read. - Akira, my good man, 179 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,357 when do we break blocks of ice with our heads? 180 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,841 First you must fill your head with wisdom. 181 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,260 Then, you can hit ice with it. 182 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,695 Yo, Sensei, can I go to the bathroom? 183 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,846 You can if you believe you can. 184 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,598 Pay money to read books. 185 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,350 The hell with this. 186 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:25,356 Come on. Touch of death! Touch of death! Touch of death! 187 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,607 Touch of death. 188 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,739 I'm telling you, 189 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,534 Flanders' store was dee-serted. 190 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,370 So, what do you think of your bestest buddy now, Marge? 191 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,415 Dad, do you know what schadenfreude is? 192 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,293 No, I do not know what schadenfreude is. 193 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,045 Please tell me, because I'm dying to know. 194 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,631 It's a German term for "shameful joy." 195 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,550 Taking pleasure in the suffering of others. 196 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:57,471 Come on, Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt. 197 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,682 He's usually all happy and comfortable 198 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:03,019 and surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel... 199 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,871 What's the opposite of that "shameful joy" thing of yours? 200 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:05,938 Sour grapes. 201 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,649 Boy, those Germans have a word for everything. 202 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,943 So Bart, what did you learn in karate school today? 203 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,613 Yeah, come on, boy, this better be worth my ten bucks. 204 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,532 I learned the touch of death. 205 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,160 - Ooh, the touch of death. - Permit me to demonstrate. 206 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,788 Lisa, shut your eyes. Soon you will be at peace. 207 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,291 Hey, quit it, Bart. Quit it. Hey! 208 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,460 Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Mom! 209 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,046 Bart, don't use the touch of death on your sister. 210 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,424 ♪ They fought and fit ♪ 211 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,967 ♪ They fought and fought and fit ♪ 212 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,594 ♪ Fought-fought-fought, fit-fit-fit ♪ 213 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,596 ♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show ♪ 214 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,640 Got to get back to karate class. 215 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,186 - Missed a spot. - Dopey kid. 216 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,541 Alright, coming through. Outta my way. Move it or lose it. 217 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,359 - Step aside, lady. - Baby. 218 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,904 Hey, boy. How was class? 219 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,757 Today, we learned how to rip a man's heart out 220 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,824 and show it to him before he dies. 221 00:10:58,908 --> 00:10:59,950 Ooh, that will learn him. 222 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,913 What did you swipe? 223 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,581 An "I Love Lefty" shot-glass. 224 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,376 - Left-handed pinking shears. - Pinking shears? 225 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,128 Let's go to the food court and steal some baked potatoes. 226 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,549 Hey, Flanders, when are your busy hours? 227 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,636 I expect things to start picking up soon. 228 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,806 Yeah, I think word of mouth is starting to spread. 229 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,475 Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase. 230 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,394 Right as rain. 231 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,813 Or as we say around here, "left as rain." 232 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,816 - Just stamp the ticket. - Okay. 233 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,363 Hey, Homer, how's your neighbor's store doing? 234 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:40,574 Lousy. He just sits there all day. 235 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,327 He'd have a great job if he didn't own the place. 236 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,748 Crummy right-handed corkscrews. 237 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,166 What does he sell? 238 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,001 Well, actually, Moe... 239 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,672 I don't know. 240 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,301 - Hey, Lise, change the channel. - You change it. 241 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,097 Okay, okay. 242 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,809 I grow weary of this new channel. 243 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,811 - Change it back. - But, Bart... 244 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,858 Apple... apple... apple... 245 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,943 Come on, candy bar. 246 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,696 Hey, I know you. You're that first apple I didn't want! 247 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,656 That sinks it. 248 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,783 I'm really going to let them have it this time. 249 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,084 Simpson, put that box on Mr. Burns' desk. 250 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,252 Chop-chop! 251 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,340 Look, Smithers 252 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,884 another member of our nuclear family 253 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,302 with some helpful suggestions. 254 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,762 And what's your name? 255 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,013 Homer Simpson, sir. 256 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,891 - Simpson? - I'm Monty Burns. 257 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,271 "Keep that handsome owner out of sight. 258 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,648 He's distracting the female employees." 259 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,108 Smithers? 260 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,943 Got me, sir. 261 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,945 It's a real one. 262 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,324 "No more apples in the vending machine, please." 263 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,701 Well, that's almost a sentence. 264 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,788 - Can I leave, Mr. Burns? - Of course, and don't worry, 265 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,791 there will be plenty of apples for you. 266 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,960 Nobody will take away your precious apples. 267 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,837 But the note was asking you to... 268 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,881 No, no, no! Tell my secretary 269 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,925 I said you could have a free apple. 270 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,762 She'll make everything all right, I promise. 271 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,891 Damned infernal gizmo. 272 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,060 My kingdom for a left-handed can opener! 273 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,646 Mr. Burns? 274 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,524 Come on, Homer, tell him about the store. 275 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,900 I'm dying out here. 276 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,443 Sorry, Flanders. 277 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,616 Are you sure you're not interested? 278 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,577 $200 is only the asking price. 279 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,371 - Sorry, Ned. - Hey, I'm flexible. 280 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,706 You don't have to pay all at once. 281 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,584 I'll be here all night, if you change your mind. 282 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,670 Hey, Flanders, is everything okay? 283 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,065 Yeah, sure. Thought I'd just get rid of some of the clutter. 284 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,715 See anything you like? 285 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,301 I get it. It's not good enough for you, 286 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,220 but it's good enough for me? 287 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,223 Well, I wouldn't be caught dead buying this... Hello. 288 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,475 Got your eye on the gas grill? 289 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,978 - She's a butane beaut. - I'll give you 20 bucks for it. 290 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:18,440 Twenty? Homer, I paid $300 for this just last year. 291 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,794 You were swindled, my friend. Twenty bucks. Take it or leave it. 292 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,112 - Homer, be reasonable. - Sorry! 293 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,781 No cash for Neddy. Homer keep all money. 294 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,992 Bye-bye, Neddy. Bye-bye. 295 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,994 All right, Homer. 296 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,579 - $20? - $20. 297 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,038 - Now I don't want it. - What? 298 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,165 I changed my mind. It was a passing fancy. 299 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,501 Although, perhaps if you threw in a few lawn chairs, 300 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,463 maybe that tool bench, it might rekindle my interest. 301 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,135 Hey, Bartely-boobely. Care for a steakarooni? 302 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,363 Sounds scrum-diddley-umptious, dear old duddely-doodely. 303 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,558 Duddely-doodely. 304 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,060 Homer, this is the Flanders' entire living room set. 305 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,562 How much did you pay for this? 306 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,397 Only 75 beans. 307 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,275 $75? Ned must be desperate. 308 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,819 I'm sure you did nothing to discourage this, 309 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,946 you scavenger of human misery. 310 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,365 Hey! Keep your hands off my china hutch. 311 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,994 ♪ Let's go to Barney's Bowl-er-ama... ♪ 312 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,082 Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis 313 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,168 from the Springfield Collection Agency, 314 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,604 and I'm here to ask you why you don't think 315 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,379 you need to pay your bills. 316 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,841 I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many. 317 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,278 Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money? 318 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,846 We've been very patient with you, Mr. Flanders. 319 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,848 I know, but... Wait a minute. 320 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,183 I'm Homer Simpson. 321 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,976 Ned Flanders lives over there. 322 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,396 Flanders is in debt? Are you sure? 323 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,774 We don't make mistakes. 324 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,068 Damned right-handed ledgers. 325 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,831 - I can't write in these things. - Why, there's a store where you... 326 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,656 - Hey, you said you're Homer Simpson? - Yeah. 327 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,741 - See you on Thursday. - D' 328 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,952 Knock 'em dead, boy. 329 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,412 Kid's going to be a black belt in no time. 330 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,303 ♪♪ 331 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,055 Hey, check out the saxophone. 332 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,933 Pretty boss, but there's something stuck on it. 333 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,059 Hey! 334 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,895 Hey, look at me. 335 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,146 I'm Elvis, man! 336 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,439 You give that back! 337 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,565 That belongs to me! 338 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,150 If you want it, just take it. 339 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,113 Okay. We're sorry. 340 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,825 This time we're really going to give it to you. 341 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,326 Hey, stop that! 342 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,583 Hey, Lise, something wrong? 343 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,794 Not anymore! 344 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,462 You punks are about to get 345 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,673 a taste of your own medicine. 346 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,468 This is my brother, and he knows karate. 347 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,346 We're real scared. 348 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,724 Please don't hurt us, Bart. 349 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,268 What are you going to do? Throw your diapers at us? 350 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,355 Yeah, just keep laughing. 351 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,399 It only makes him madder. 352 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,735 C'mon Bart. Start them off with the touch of death 353 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,528 and go from there. 354 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,739 I think they've learned their lesson already, Lise. 355 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,866 No, we want to see the touch of death. 356 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,827 Yeah. Come on, Karate Kid, waste me. 357 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,295 It's funny how two wrongs sometimes make a right. 358 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,969 Homer! Over here. 359 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,974 Flanders, I want to give you your stuff back. 360 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,311 Well, there's no house to put it in, Homer. 361 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,855 Not since that nice fellow from the bank... 362 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:48,317 Who was only doing his job... Came and locked it up. 363 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,902 You're gonna live in your car? 364 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,072 No. It's just a little camp-out tonight, 365 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,449 then off to my sister's apartment in Capital City. 366 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,034 Hey, what do you think, kids? 367 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,494 The big city. 368 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,665 Say, Todd, I want to talk to your Uncle Homer. 369 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,268 You're head of the car till I get back. 370 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,877 Okay, Dad. 371 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,504 ♪ Grey skies are gonna clear up ♪ 372 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,131 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 373 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,926 ♪ Brush off the clouds and cheer up ♪ 374 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,928 ♪ Put on a happy face... ♪ 375 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,264 Listen to that singing. 376 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,391 Those poor fools. 377 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,852 Homer, I'm ruined. 378 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,604 I know. 379 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,272 At times like these 380 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,858 I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, 381 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,277 but even the good book 382 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,030 - can't help me now. - Why not? 383 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,616 I sold it to you for seven cents. 384 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,286 You know, ever since that barbecue, 385 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,247 nothing's gone right. 386 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,917 It's like there's been a curse on me. 387 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,170 It's all my fault. 388 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,089 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 389 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,007 No! You tried to warn me 390 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,926 about gambling my family's future 391 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,053 on some pig in a poke. 392 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,596 I didn't listen. 393 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,348 Homer, you were a true friend. 394 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,433 No, I was a swine. 395 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,811 - Listen, Flanders. - What? 396 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,437 Do you still have that store? 397 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,939 For two more days. 398 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,234 Then it becomes Libertarian Party headquarters. 399 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,194 I hope they have better luck than I did. 400 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,446 Flanders, you open that store tomorrow. 401 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,198 Homer, there's no point. 402 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,367 I said do it! 403 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,913 Hello, Jerry? Homer Simpson. 404 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,499 Remember last month when I paid back that loan? 405 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,170 Well, now I need you to do a favor for me. 406 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,922 A left-handed corkscrew? 407 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,132 Baby! 408 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,676 "Kiss me, I'm left-handed"? 409 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,139 That's a classic. Whoa! 410 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,100 - Homer Simpson's on the phone. - Tell him I went out. 411 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,852 He needs you to help Ned Flanders. 412 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,145 Ned Flanders is in trouble? 413 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,315 Smithers, I'm licked. 414 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,941 You open this can. 415 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,860 Okay, but you softened it up for me, sir. 416 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,362 Hold it, Smithers. 417 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,156 - I'll open the can. - But, sir, how? 418 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,617 To the mall! I'll explain on the way. 419 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:11,043 Hurry, Neddy, hurry. Golly, it's a miracle. 420 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,129 Come on, ya' lefties. 421 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,297 What did I tell you? 422 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,007 Homer? 423 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,469 It's all here, and it's all backwards. 424 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,678 That's right. 425 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:32,397 Well, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend? 426 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,317 Look at you... You who were once so proud. 427 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,154 Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns. 428 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,199 My life begins today. 429 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,326 Wow! What an icebreaker. 430 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,953 Left-handed ledgers. 431 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,247 Now, I can write all the way to the edge. 432 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,250 Left-handed nunchukas. 433 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,502 Wow! 434 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,506 The boys at the Diners Club will think I've gone quite mad. 435 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,175 I'll have that roadster in the corner as well. 436 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,472 - Yes, sir. - Huzzah for the shopkeep. 437 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,432 Huzzah! 438 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,228 Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, 439 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,105 but you made us friends. 440 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,564 To Ned Flanders, 441 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,359 the richest left-handed man in town. 442 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,111 Everybody! 443 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,612 ♪ Grey skies are gonna clear up ♪ 444 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,156 ♪ Stick out that noble chin ♪ 445 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,951 ♪ Wipe off that full-of-doubt look ♪ 446 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,787 ♪ Slap on a happy grin ♪ 447 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:34,167 ♪ And spread sunshine all over the place ♪ 448 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:39,006 ♪ Just put on a happy face ♪ 449 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,722 ♪♪ 450 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,827 Shh! 451 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,958 CAPTIONS ENHANCED BY ROUNDABOUT ENTERTAINMENT INC.